GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS.

[OLIVIA JANE RYDER]

It's your FAVORITE alien, Bri.

Now, I've let my actual name slip in the c-box a few times.
You mean your name isn't really Bri!? You ask? No siree, bob. Bri is just an abbreviation for Sabrina. Wellp, the cats out of the bag now. Isn't it?
To summarize me in a sentence (which will probably be a run-on) I'm a concert going nineteen year old Disney freak with red hair.
Shit, I forgot how bad I am at intros. I mean.. YOU ALL KNOW WHO I AM ALREADY. RIGHT!? You better, or I'll punch you in your baby-maker.

I WON'T SHOW YOU GUYS MY FACE (if you follow me on tumblr, your poor eyes have seen me anyway) BUT I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHERE I BELONG IN LIFE:

Disneyland. Star Tours. Wookie on back.
That is where I belong for all eternity.

KBAIGUYS!

[brooklyngrace]

Sabrinnnnnaaaa the teenage witch(that's not really a witch because she's too nice for thattt) (:
Hey bri, my lovely Disney pal! You're so cool and funny and your tumblr is a great one. <3

You and me would have such a time in Disney world I think because we get kinda insaneum in the cranium here xD

I haven't seen your face but I'm sure you're just as beautiful as your personality so shut uppp.

Lughhh you gurr. (: