Lacey Lopez's Love Life

[LACEY LOPEZ]

Apprently, Simon likes cock too. So, we hooked up, and by hooking up, I mean sex.
I'm kind of high right now, Diary. You don't know what high feels like, because you're like a book, but it feels like you're not.. on ground.
Simon made me go to his dorm for some weed and we fucked around in the chat room, then we fucked around with each other.
It was a lot of fun, Diary. Simon hates Micah sooo much. He always complains about him. Simon's telling me not to put this, but I'm putting it anyway, Diary. Shhh :x
He thinks that Micah is a bisexual poser.
I think Micah's a good fuck. I mean, he is Diary. You wouldn't know because you don't have a vagina or an asshole. Not that Micah likes it up the asshole. (Simon said that last sentence)
Simon knows a lot about sex. He calls it the backwards route.
Diary, the backwards route is so. much. fucking. fun.
You should do it, Diary.
Bye, Diary.
I love you.
P.S. I made Simon watch Tangled, because I want Rapunzel's hair. and now he won't stop singing the fucking opening song.
Like, legit. He's over here serenading me with "7 AM THE USUAL MORNING LINE UP..."
He's so much like Flynn. He says he's not, but that's a mother effin' lie.
Shut the fuck up, Simon and take the backwards route on me again.

[LACEY LOPEZ]

Lacey's List of Lovers

Simon Chapman

Abraham Faulcon

Devon Couture

Keith Walker

Joseph French

Freude Wayland

Micah Rodriguez

Blaine Carter

Justus Rodriguez

Oakley James

Noah Ledford

Lacey Lopez (so many times)

Mr. Sharping

Jimmy Noir

Jack Parker

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[LACEY LOPEZ]

Tired of fucking fuckasses reminding me of stupid relationships.
There's a fucking reason that I'm not in a relationship. I don't need you telling me what the fuck to do though.
I make fun of relationships because the people are dumb as fuck for believing in love. I quit that shit a long time ago. I'm never going back. I deserve better than some fuck tard who is gonna cheat on me after One. Fucking. Year.
To tell you the truth, that dumbass was far from my mind until you wanted to come all up on me saying "Oh, why you ain't got no boyfrand?"
Yeah, fuck you, buddy. Go back to filming porn so I can laugh at you.
I am perfectly capable of holding down a boyfriend. I am a loyal girlfriend and plus the sex is great.
That boyfriend was supposed to be mine. Forever.
Not anymore.
That dumbass is off with another girl. Left me with my broken heart two years ago.
Guess where I am now?
Happy. As. Fuck.[/i]
You can go shove a cold dildo up your ass.

Seriously though. Who would cheat on this?

I'm so fucking hot.[/font]

[LACEY LOPEZ]

I don't like feelings. At all. They make me feel weird. She makes me feel weird. I can't decide if it's the good or bad kind. Either way, it's strange and unfamiliar. I'm terrified to even approach her. I feel like I'm 14 again. I'm a 21 year old fucking woman.

I should be able to look a girl in the fucking face and tell her that I want her. But I can't.

Somebody's always gotta fuck it up. Somebody's always gotta know my past and spill it all over. I've made mistakes and I've hurt you, but that doesn't mean I don't have the right to want somebody the way I want her. It's not fair. You can't do that to me.

I shouldn't even be dwelling on this.