Post by CASPER GRESHAM on Nov 13, 2011 20:40:10 GMT
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Casper stood at the front of the small congregation, his hands placed protectively in his pockets. He looked out into the sea of eyes, trying to find some of his friends; who were giving him thumbs up behind the heads of older ladies and their even older husbands. He had been giving these small talks at the end of the main service for anyone who wanted to listen. It was usually the time the 'fair weather' Christians went to get their tea and go home to their Sunday afternoon television. Casper didn't mind, as long as there was a couple of people to listen.
He smiled slightly as he flicked open his notebook and finally too his hands out of his pockets, leaning slightly against the wooden stand that held all of the previous talks. Hello everybody, he said, in a very boring voice which immediately got the attention of the younger people, who were expecting someone lively and upbeat. I'm just gonna talk to you in this monotone voice because I was told last week that the intermittent change of accent was quite annoying; so I'm just going to talk in one monotone voice.
He grinned slightly as the smallest children at the front began to whine that they wanted the funny voices back and Casper could only mimic them for a short while before they realised he was joking. Dun' wurry, I wull do ma bess he said, turning over the first page in his notebook.
SO! this talk is called 'always read the label'. So I wanna talk a little bit about labels tonight, you know, we can make quick decisions; we can look at something and we'll stick a label on it. We stick labels on people! In our minds we asses them and put them into a category. I don't know if you've ever seen, like, packages with funny labels on them - like in the supermarket on a bag of peanuts it says 'warning: may contain nuts.' Like...duh! of course it is. And, er, I bought a household iron the other day - thought I might try this whole 'laundry' thing'. And it said, on the box, 'do not iron clothes while being worn'. Okay, I won't. On a toilet brush it said 'do not use for personal hygiene'. Finally - the last one - this is my favourite; on a kids pushchair, it says 'remove child before folding!!' What a wonderful idea, can you imagine that? 'WHOA! Mom, I'm still in here!'
He flicked over a couple of pages and found his spot, making sure that none of his audience were falling asleep. His talk went on for just ten minutes and he felt like he had covered all he wanted to say. So basically, you're all free to go now and have whatever drinks we have - I think there's some lemonade left over from the youth club yesterday! Umm, yeah, me and the other guys will be around if you wanna chat about stuff or just pray - so have a good week and I'll see some of you on Wednesday! He closed his book and jumped off the small stage as a round of applause was muffled by everyone getting to their seats and joining the line for tea and coffee.
Leaning back against one of the walls, Casper packed away his guitar and his notebook, checking around to see if anyone needed any help. But before long most of the people in the church had left, except for a couple of people chatting in one corner. Casper sat down in the nearest chair and brushed some of his hair out of his face. Not expecting anyone to come to him to talk - not everyone wanted to talk to someone who was so young; and he respected that, at least they had been kind enough to listen to him talk.
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